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My Best Cakey Brownies!!

Hey everyone, Finn here, totally intro. crashing- here's this splendid post about brownies from Becca! Enjoy!


Hello fellow isolated humans, Frederick/Becca here!


If you’re anything like me, then you might be a sugar-addicted chocoholic.


And if you’re a sugar-addicted chocoholic, then there’s a rich, sugary, tasty, chocolatey, melty, DELICIOUS thing that absolutely all of us LOOOOOOVE……


BROWNIES, DAMNIT!!


As a human who likes to bake, A LOT, I love to experiment with different ingredients and recipes, creating something different in the process.


These brownies came from a bread recipe, so if you LOVE chocolatey-melty-cakey goodness, these brownies are for you.


Hope you enjoy my slightly sarcastically written brownie recipe! DM us on Twitter or Instagram if you have any questions, suggestions, comments or concerns.


With lots of disinfected, bleach-sprayed, COVID-19 tested love,


Frederick 💙


Here’s my recipe!


MY BEST BROWNIES


INGREDIENTS

- 2 cups flour

- 3/4 tsp baking soda

- 3/4 tsp salt

- 2 cups buttermilk

- 5-6 tbsp unsalted butter, melted (add or subtract for richness)

- 1/2 cup white sugar

- 1/2 cup brown sugar

- 1/2 cup cocoa powder (add to taste)

- 3 tbsp rum, whiskey, gin or red wine (add to taste)

- 3 tbsp maple syrup

- 1/2 to 1 cup chocolate chunks (optional but really good)


INSTRUCTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 375*F and butter a baking pan. Dust a little cocoa powder or flour on it, and shake out the ramekins (over your sink please).


2. Mix dry ingredients BESIDES the chocolate chunks.


3. Add in the wet ingredients and the chocolate chunks. Blend until smoother and shinier than your middle-aged uncle's bald head.


4. Stick that pan in the oven! Check on her every 10 to 15 minutes. (She should bake in 30 to 45 minutes.) Once your tester stick comes out with moist crumbs, pull your brownies out of the oven and let cool for about ten minutes.


OPTIONAL STEP 4.5: If you're bored while waiting, cut up some fruit, make whipped cream, serve your waiting people drinks/food, or pour yourself a glass of white wine (if you’re 21+) and wonder in vain if you can ever get your husband back. Do something that will help you, your hubby, or your dessert!


5. Cut up your brownies SLOWLY! (They will not always want to do what you want them to do!) Serve ‘em when you feel like it!


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